• 10:26 Every time there's a primary I turn into a big ball of nerves, hitting F5 on cnn.com like a junkie tapping her veins in need of a crack fix.
• 12:14 It's not about hating Hillary, it's about believing in Barack: tiny.cc/bFX8D
• 13:49 Dad sending me Forwards from 1999 = AKLJL:IJC:HAHHA!!!AJI:Dj;kkk

Dadadadada da da da daaaa!

So awesome. The bonus after the credits was totally icing on the cake.

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• 10:35 oh shit oh shit oh shit Stevie Wonder's coming to Concord oh shit oh shit oh shit

I'm entirely too brain dead to write anything besides this sentence (and maybe a few incomplete sentences following this). Here, have some pictures:

... the homies! AKA "I'm still tight with folks from high school." Also, I need a hair cut.

... this caught my eye while grocery shopping.

... this caught my eye (and almost blinded me) while at another denim warehouse sale today. What the hell, Ed Hardy?!

... Neeeeeeeeeeew kicks! I'm on a mission to have all of my sneakers have patterns on them.

Happy birthday, Judy! WOOOO!

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• 11:53 Oh lord help me, but this actually made me hungrier: tiny.cc/CDU2w

• 11:47 It's like Grand Theft Christmas in the office. And guess who just got a free copy of the game?
• 17:20 Work out or play GTA? CRAP.
• 17:25 Work out. Getting tougher to fit into those jeans I just bought lately, ya damn fatty.

Other than a well-attended (and hopefully informative and maybe entertaining) panel at Costume Con with Judy yesterday, my one day there lead to a milestone event in my life.

...

I got hit on by Klingon.

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• 10:04 Just realized the only place I get hit on now is anime conventions and video game stores. Unfortunate that I'm not FOURTEEN.
• 10:52 Also, my grammar is atrocious!
• 14:53 Just had a conversation about Gackt with two of my coworkers. I think one is a huge fan.

• 20:53 Goddammit technology.
• 11:41 Just finished Photoshopping a bunch of hookers from Grand Theft Auto. Mom would be so proud!
• 15:08 Why is this barbarian thief barefoot and about to step on a flaming helmet?
• 15:08 WHY PHOTOSHOP, WHYYYYY??

• 13:10 First world problem: Persona 3 FES comes out today but I'm totally not done with Persona 3 yet! GAH!

Jigga!

Tonight's Jay-Z/Mary J. Blige show was, in short, OFF THE HOOK. And this is coming from neither a hardcore fan of Jay-Z nor Mary. Jay-Z could've easily gone on to perform another hour and Mary sang with so much more emotion than what you get out of her recorded works.

It was also a very Barack-ing night. Spotted a few Barack t-shirt clad folks in the audience and there was even a guy standing with the regular bootlegged concert t-shirt sellers in the parking lot selling, you guessed it, bootlegged Barack shirts (I wonder if the guy was going to give any of the profits to the campaign... probably not). At one point during the show, with a large picture of George Bush projected behind him, Jay-Z started calling out, "Are you ready for change? Are you ready for change, Yay Area??" The picture switched to one of Barack and the crowd went up in an uproar with Jay saying, "This tour isn't sponsored by Barack Obama but it's supported by a free man who's ready for change." The crowd went nuts.

Excellent show... HOVA! 

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• 15:46 Butternut reduction... so I can get a... butternut reduction... whoa, whoa... tinyurl.com/53tohz

• 15:25 Hova & Mary J. postponed till tomorrow 'cause they couldn't get the production trucks outta Vegas! Booooo.

• 11:32 They need to hire some new people soon so that my ugly mug shot isn't on the front page of the HR photo album anymore. Whoa.

• 14:22 Specialty's chocolate chip cookie and skim milk. Proof that kindergarten treats will always make me happy.
• 14:23 Now, where'd I put my jumprope?
• 17:30 I think I may have just spoiled myself on Persona 3. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Dammit.

• 09:57 Business cards, wooooo!

• 19:54 According to one of my designer friends, a client saying something "needs more flair" = add unicorns.
• 20:18 Suddenly remembered that I used to rock a pair of black PARACHUTE pants with white polka dots like it was the hottest shit ever.
• 11:43 First paycheck woooooooo!
• 14:23 Life is pretty good!
• 15:51 Today's the first day that the head honcho has addressed me in the office! For a while I thought he didn't know my name.

• 11:35 Getting a refund wooooooo! All going to credit cards woooooo!
• 16:37 So sleepy.

I try to make it a point to not be that guy at concerts. You know, the guy (or girl) that shows up at shows that only knows the one radio hit of the headliner, looks bored during 95% of the show until that one song comes on and they go ape shit? Yeah, that guy.

To prevent that at this Sunday's Jay-Z/Mary J. Blige show I'm going to listen to nothing but Jay-Z non-stop till showtime. With Mary I go way back, she's been singing about the oppression of my heartbroken soul since I was a teenager. But I have a surface appreciation of Jay-Z, so it's time for me to do my homework. Hova!

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• 22:00 Tatsurou from MUCC gives good hugs. I can't believe I'm twittering this.
• 11:39 Thanks to an OB ad I've found one of the homies I made while in Tokyo in 2003. SMALL FUCKING WORLD.