The real reason I want to drop all the weight/inches is because I found my next ULTIMATE COSPLAY. Straight from the underground, the internet-leaked Final Fantasy that never was... Final Fantasy XXX! You don't even want to know what kind of dresspheres they came up with for this bad boy. (Like the BDSM Sphere where Yuna walks around in stilettos and a whip, Rikku's her gimp and Paine's in a vinyl French maid outfit licking Yuna's boots.)

I know you're intrigued! See more here. (I would totally buy an XBox 360 just to play Halo Kitty, (even though the use of Comic Sans kills me a little) by the way.)

(And guess who's seeing Dave Chappelle perform at The Punchline on August 3rd? Say what? And I just got an email saying that tickets for Snakes on a (Mothereffin') Plane are available... who's with me?!)